geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

Q: you don't think i know all of that? but when i meant act, i meant you act happy around everyone because you don't look for attention or the pity of others. you put on a smile everyday and it only comes off when you're alone. i know that depression is different in all of us but after having it diagnosed for 6 years i know damn more than you do. what i'm saying is if you have "depression" then fucking suck it up and stop acting so miserable, it's tiring for everyone.

I don’t act miserable unless i have had a fucking bad day. I act relatively normal. To say you know more than me is just pure idiocy cause you don’t have any way to tell what i know about depression and compare it to you. Hows it tiring for everyone? i can only think of one day where i was acting miserable and that was when someone hit into my car and drove off. Obviously you don’t know me or know how i act or am around my friends. If i ever tell any of them i have depression they are usually fucking surprised. also your whole argument contradicts itself. :) 

asked by Anonymous